Flight To Catch…

Posted: February 23, 2011 by divebardiva in Common Sense ... Not So Common

Airport Bartender: What can I get ya?

Dumbass: Do you serve food?

A.B.: (first looking at the people on either side of him eating) Yes sir we sure do.

Dumbass: How long will it take?

A.B.: Well sir it depends on what you order but in general about twenty minutes.

Dumbass: I’ll take the Reuben with fries.

A.B.: Okay.

No lie, it could not have been more than five minutes later…

Dumbass: How long is my food going to take, I have a flight to catch you know.

Thought bubble for bartender courtesy of Kelly King…”just walk away…just walk away”

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