I’m Really a Waitress. Seriously.

Posted: February 23, 2011 by VT in Viva La Douche

From Kelly King:

Dear Douche of the day, please don’t ask me what my real job is……I am pretty sure the 40 hours a week I work schlepping food and drink on my feet so busy I can’t pee or eat is real work.

Also, I am not an actress, and your disbelief of this is beyond annoying “Are you an actress?” “No I am just a waitress.” “No, you’re really an actress.” “Nope I’m not, no really I am just a waitress.” “Come on you don’t do a little acting?” (He really set me up for this one)

“You know, you got me I am an actress, and right now I am acting like I want to wait on you……how did I do? Do I get the part?” True Story. He quit asking if I was an actress.

Comments
  1. kristin says:

    This is one of my all-time favorites. It’s amazing how many people (99% men) can’t believe that you don’t “do” anything else. Like I would tell them anyway.

    Good job blog girls! I like your customer bashing style!

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