Yes, You Did Leave Your Pants at the Bar

Posted: March 6, 2011 by VT in Daily Ramblings

 A recent phone call the Dive Bar Diva received from a customer after a particularly rowdy night …

Customer: Hey, did anyone find a pair of pants from last night?

Bartender: Why yes, we do actually have your pants right here.

Customer: Cool, I’ll be up there for lunch and beers in an hour or so.

Bartender: All right, see you then.

You know it was a good party when you get two calls for jackets, one call for a camera, two calls for debit cards and one call for PANTS!

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  1. Vodka Toxic says:

    Hey DBD … you never told me where the pants were found. Inquiring minds want to know!

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