Roadies and Subs with Jimmy James…

Posted: April 1, 2011 by divebardiva in Daily Ramblings

Okay people, normally I try to post things for your general amusement early in the day so you can have a little spring in your step and smart-ass comments in your head. Today however, my good friend Jimmy James is taking me on a “date” redneck-style.

Now I know the reason for these shenanigans are to try and get me to move here. So, we will be going to the bar that he and my Beautiful Girl (B.G.) — Mrs. Jimmy James and my bff — like to frequent and think that I will fit in quite nicely. I’ve already informed him of my rules regarding working in a bar, and he’s assured me I needn’t worry.

I know what you’re thinking…redneck date you say? What the hell is a redneck date? Well let me just lay it out for ya so we can all be equally informed.

Now I love a sandwich. I know you all know that I do. The last time I was in Atlanta, Jimmy James brought me home a sub that was out of this fucking world. B.G. eats a tiny sub, I think it actually contains veggies and MAYBE one meat and cheese.

Did Jimmy James pick that sub for me? No he did not. He brought me this monstrosity of meat and cheese and god knows what else and the kicker…it was made by firemen. Yep, you heard it, firemen. Add beer and you have three of my favorite things in the whole wide world.

The sandwich situation didn’t ring of a redneck date until I heard the rest of the plan. It goes as follows:

Jimmy James: Kaaaayyyyte (that’s how you say my name if you’re from Alabama). So, here’s what were gonna do tomorrah. Win I git done with work, I’m gonna come getcha. You have two roadies ready and we’ll stop, grab a sub and eat it in the truck, in the bar parkin lot. Then when they ask if were hungry, we’ll say nah, we just ate in the parkin lot.

Now I know what you must be thinking, but I truly think that this is one of the best ideas on the planet. In fact I am about to raid B.G.’s closet and pick out an outfit. I am pretty sure my ‘daaayyte’ starts around 2:30 so I better git goin.

Later Gaters

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