Straightjacket, Medication or Both…

Posted: April 21, 2011 by divebardiva in Daily Ramblings

Okay people, the excitement here at Bar Trash never ends. Therefore, we will be revealing the much anticipated answer key to yesterday’s “Celebrity Match.”

Some of you know a lot of the answers because you were either with me, or we have talked about it in drunken detail. Also, as most of you know I left the juiciest parts out because:

  • I don’t kiss and tell.
  • The names were not changed to protect the ‘not so’ innocent.

So, without further ado…here we go!

  1. Gave me a flannel when I was cold and bought us all Patron all night. Answer…Matthew McConaughey
  2. Was incredibly sweet, drank Jag and tipped like a rock-star. Answer…Dan Marino
  3. Fellow bartender, polite orderer and fantastic tipper. Answer…Chris Meloni
  4. Cutest sweetest guy EVER! Answer…Dean Winters aka Mayhem
  5. Bought me beef jerky. Answer…William Forsythe
  6. Asked if he could smack me on the ass and called me ma’am. Answer…Brett Favre
  7. Laughed at us till orange juice came out the nose. Answer…Jane Fonda
  8. Invited me to a party. Answer…Kevin Dillion
  9. Had ham sandwiches with us before the show and told awesome stories. Answer…Henry Rollins
  10. Ate dinner with me at South City Kitchen. Answer…Heavyweight Champion Smokin Joe Frazier 
  11. Hung out with the staff after a show and made us all laugh and laugh. Answer…Ellen Degeneres
  12. First time he was sweet and ordered o.j. Second time he couldn’t see me. Answer…Val Kilmer
  13. When I was making fun of a khaki wearin Brent he informed me that HE was a khaki wearin Brent. Answer…James Gandolfini
Okay people, I will be back later today with some witty commentary or hopefully some shit submitted by our fabulous followers. As I have been up since 5, witty and charming is not coming as naturally as bitter and violent.
Don’t forget to check back with us, and for god’s sake get some of your damn friends to sign up because we cannot fulfill our dreams of becoming Thousandaires without your help 🙂
P.S. The title of this post had nothing to do with the quiz. It speaks to my present state of mind. 
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