I Saw the Signs

What funny or smart-ass signs have you seen in dive bars? Share ’em!

  1. Vodka Toxic says:

    From a bar in Seattle:

    Nobody frolics like we alcoholics.

    From Minnesota:

    – Bad decisions make good stories.

    – Bar Rules
    #1. Bartender is always right.
    #2. If the bartender is wrong, see rule #1.

  2. Vodka Toxic says:

    From Joe’s on Broadway in the Windy City …

    • If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
    • Our house wine is Jagermeister.
    • Kangaroos next 14 miles.
    • If life gives you lemons, grab the vodka.
    • Be good or be gone.

    And my personal fave …
    • Support your local bartender. I’m helping ugly people get laid

  3. Tater Paul says:

    At the muni liquor store in V-towm mn (a true dive bar if i may say so)

    No minors allowed WITH OUT adult supervision
    (adults with minors will only be allowed 2 drinks!!)

    • divebardiva says:

      I like the one I saw in Ireland that said “Unaccompanied children will be sold as slaves.”

  4. Tater Paul says:

    Hand written sign on note book paper at the Bear’s Den in Leader mn
    “mens room out of order please go outssside

  5. VT says:

    From Bilbo Baggins in Old Town Alexandria, Virginia:

    Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

  6. Pretty says:

    Free Beer Tomarrow

    I love those signs…they make me happy!! Maybe it’s the the sarcasm, not sure. 🙂

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